Sunday, December 21, 2008

Top 5 Christmas Movies of All Time

Christmas movies have become an industry unto themselves. I narrowed the list to five because ten seemed to be stretching it. Although lots of movies take place during the holidays, films like Die Hard and Gremlins hardly epitomize the holiday spirit. However, I did have to leave some good ones off the list, like Scrooged and Miracle on 34th Street. So here are the best, according to me (Sorry Charlie Brown - no Christmas specials).

5. A Christmas Story (1983)
This family classic follows a 9-year old boy (Ralphie) as he desperately tries to convince everyone that he should get a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas. Ralphie battles playground bullies, imaginary bandits, and the dreaded fear by adults that he will shoot his eye out. Steeped in nostalgic Americana and full of quirky characters, this movie gets funnier with age.

Memorable line: "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

4. Elf (2003)
Will Farrell gives a stand out comedic performance as Buddy, a human raised as an elf in the North Pole, who travels to New York City in search of his real father. Buddy, who exudes Christmas spirit, has difficulty adjusting to the cynical life of the big city. With great performances by the likes of Bob Newhart as Papa Elf and Ed Asner as Santa, Elf has established itself as a Christmas favorite.

Memorable line: "I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins."

3. A Christmas Carol (1984)
The best adaptation of the Charles Dickens classic, this film features the best ever portrayal of Ebeneezer Scrooge by the great George C. Scott. His cruelty, and later repentence, are truly palpable. I recommend this to anyone who has yet to see it.

Memorable line: "These are garments, Mr. Cratchit. Garments were invented by the human race as a protection against the cold. Once purchased, they may be used indefinitely for the purpose for which they are intended. Coal burns. Coal is momentary and coal is costly. There will be no more coal burned in this office today, is that quite clear, Mr. Cratchit?"

2. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
This movie has become a staple of the holiday season. Chevy Chase is in top form as Clark W. Griswold who wants nothing more than to create the perfect Christmas for his family. He invites all their cranky, oddball relatives to his house. He goes overboard with the Christmas tree and lights. But he is unprepard for the arrival of his cousin Eddie. Unfazed, he continues to labor for a great family holiday, but the result of course, is mayhem.

Memorable line: “Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”

1. It's Wonderful Life (1946)
When events in his life threaten to ruin him, George Bailey begins to see his life as a meaningless failure and considers suicide on Christmas Eve. A guardian angel named Clarence is sent to save him and shows George what his hometown of Bedford Falls would have been like had he never been born. George quickly realizes how his sacrifice and generosity have blessed everyone he knows. In the end, George's family and friends come to his rescue, and he realizes that he truly is a "rich man." This movie is not only the greatest Christmas movie ever, but one the great films of all time. They absolutely do not make them like this anymore.

Memorable Line: "Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!"


Honorable Mention: The Nativity Story (2006)
I would be remiss if I didn't include one movie about the real meaning of Christmas. It's amazing that it took this long to tell this story on film, and The Nativity Story does not disappoint. It faithfully recounts the accounts of Christ's birth from the gospels of Matthew and Luke without the stiffness and preachiness of a church-produced nativity film. The film centers on the relationship between Joseph and Mary as they try to understand the great task set before them. This is the movie's emotional core and serves to make the story more personal. The Nativity Story is a much needed family movie for this (or any) time of year.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Man Crush still in effect

Don't look now, but we are witnessing the emergence of Brandon Roy as a superstar in the NBA.

Last night the Blazers snapped an 11-game losing streak to the Phoenix Suns, winning 124-119. Roy, who scored a career-high 52 points, had never beaten the Suns and was determined to get a win. His 52 points is the second highest point total in the NBA this season and the second highest in Blazer history.

Over the last five games Roy is averaging 36.4 points, 5 assists and 5.6 rebounds per game. Meanwhile, the Blazers are 17-10, second place in the Northwest Division with an 8-2 home record. Not bad for the second youngest team in the NBA. Credit Roy, whose leadership and ability to take over games has placed him among the elite players in the league.

So if you haven't seen Roy or this young Blazer team play, TUNE IN! Just be careful. You might end up like me -- with a Man Crush.

Posted also at West Coast Bias

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

"Son of Promise, Child of Hope"

Looking for a great Christmas present for your kids? I found these two gems last week in the children's book section at Target. Not bad for a president-elect who has yet to do anything. Look, I realize he's the first African-American president. I understand the historical significance. I get that people are excited and I'm glad for everyone that voted for him, but don't you think we need to get a grip? With the way people are fawning over the man, I half expect guests to bring incense and myrrh to his inauguration.